letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing 

(Source: caseyanthonyofficial)

bedquest:

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how evil they fucking are

blameitonthesilence:

#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said

speightdaysaweek:

czystiel:

thetricksterandtheoptimist:

evil-overlordess:

Permission to change “are you satan” to “are you metatron” because Metatron is actually the embodiment of true evil in this world whereas Satan was just pretty chill.

“ Satan was just pretty chill.”

what the hell is even going on in your fandom anymore

let’s just say that the apocalypse was less stressful

In fact a lot of us really miss the apocalypse and want satan back

erectdaddy:

My actual life everyone

(Source: smilingemoticon)

(Source: amanwhoneverwould)

kalbane:

I very much want to learn more about animating.
He is in purgatory, I think.

watswitdamonkey:

supermerwholocked:

cartoonmotioned:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

jordan-has-lost-his-mind:

should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the weirdest shit we have to scare away yahoo

im looking at you Sherlock fandom.

here we come

bring the crack au’s

dt-rex:

jaredhower:

my problem isn’t that my favorite fictional characters aren’t real, it’s that i’m not fictional

Why is this so fucking accurate 

(Source: isaacedlahey)

made-in-amerika:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

(Source: wishtoconfess)

deathbedscene:

#I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS EVER EVEN REMOTELY PASSED FOR A CHILDREN’S MOVIE MAN THIS SHIT IS WORSE THAN THE NOTEBOOK

(Source: hathawayys)

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

Monster, Sam. You’re a monster. I tried so hard to pretend we were brothers. That you weren’t one of the filthy things that we hunt. We’re not even the same species.

(Source: helldean)

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

(Source: buttcaek)